| Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance? A. Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving. |
| Q. What do a Rubik's Cube and Dick have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. |
| What do u get when you have sex with a judge, a banker or an architect? Judge: Honourable discharge Banker: Premature withdrawal Architect: Illegal erection |
| An old maid was held up in a dark alley. She explained she had no money, but the robber insisted that it must be in her bra, or in her panties and started feeling around. "I told you I haven't got any money," the spinster said, "but if you keep doing that, I'll write you a check". |
| What are the 3 biggest lies? 1. I will pull out in time 2. Small is beautiful 3. I won't come in your mouth |
| Difference between bad and worse: Bad: When your children find your last night's used condom. Worse: When they insist you to blow that balloon for them. |
| Q. Which of the following doesn't belong? (a) Meat (b) Eggs (c) Wife (d) Blowjob A. (d) Blowjob because it's possible to beat your meat, your eggs or your wife; but you can't beat a blowjob. |
| An elderly man was having a calm walk when he happens to pass a brothel. One of the prostitutes calls out, "Hey Grandpa! Why don't you try? Old Man: "No, my child, I cannot! Prostitute: Cheer up! Let's try! The elderly man enters and performs like a 25 year old. Prostitute: Oh Gosh! And you still say you cannot. Old Man: Aaah, sex I can, what I cannot is - pay! |
| Q: What do women and police cars have in common? A: They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming. |
| Q: What's the difference between a bar and a G-spot? A: Most men have no trouble finding a bar. |