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There is no such thing as premature ejaculation. The truth is that women arrive late everywhere. They never cum early! -
Q: What is the similarity between a dick and a matchstick?
A: Both have head without brains and they both flare up at the slightest friction. -
FEMALE BRAIN:
20% Jewellery
20% Shopping
20% Money
20% Enjoyment
10% Household chores
10% Fuck
MALE BRAIN:
70% Fuck
10% How to fuck
10% Whom to fuck &
10% Where 2 fuck! -
Height of coincidence: Boobytrap spelled backwards is Partyboob. -
A man approaches a woman and says, "I'd really like to get into your pants."
The woman replies, "No thanks, there's already an ass in there". -
![Sex without love is like cookies without milk... Still pretty fucking awesome.]()
Upload to Facebook Sex without love is like cookies without milk... Still pretty fucking awesome. -
Q: What did the stockbroker's wife tell her husband when she cheated on him?
A: Honey, I've gone public. -
Q: What is the area between the vagina and the anus called?
A: A chin rest. -
![Sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service;<br />
Sometimes you gotta ask for service:<br />
And sometimes you have to be happy with self service!]()
Upload to Facebook Sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service;
Sometimes you gotta ask for service:
And sometimes you have to be happy with self service! -
Q: Which is the odd one out?
1. Chick Pea
2. Green Bean
3. Soy Bean
4. Vibrator
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A: Green Bean, all the others are meat substitutes.
