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Q: Why did God give women boobs and nipples?
A: To make suckers out of men! -
Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. -
A little girl is talking to her mother and says, "Mommy, I just found out our neighbour's son has a penis like a peanut"!
The mother is in shock, but tries to keep her cool. The mother says, "You mean it's small?"
The little girl replies, "No, it's salty". -
Q: What is the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet and tight in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later. -
Roses are red, grass is greener;
When I think of you, I play with my weiner! -
Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends." -
Human tastes change as people mature. Little girls like dolls and little boys like balls.
However, when they grow up, girls like balls and boys like dolls. -
Q: How can you pick out a paranoid woman?
A: She's the one putting a condom on her vibrator. -
![The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.]()
Upload to Facebook The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it. -
What is the similarity between doing sex & doing surgery?
Skill is more important than the instrument.
