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![Shaving pubic hair for women should also be made compulsory as part of Diwali cleaning!<br/>
Have a smooth Diwali!]()
Upload to Facebook Shaving pubic hair for women should also be made compulsory as part of Diwali cleaning!
Have a smooth Diwali! -
![Card playing ladies and guys have a different meaning for:<br/>
`I have a good hand!`<br/>
May both win their respective games!<br/>
Happy gambling during Diwali!]()
Upload to Facebook Card playing ladies and guys have a different meaning for:
"I have a good hand!"
May both win their respective games!
Happy gambling during Diwali! -
![Diwali festivities would be wonderful even for guys if their wives blew their dicks instead of money.<br/>
Have a safe Diwali!]()
Upload to Facebook Diwali festivities would be wonderful even for guys if their wives blew their dicks instead of money.
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![Friend: Diwali Pe Patake Mat Chhodna.<br/>
Me: Bhai Koi Pategi Tabhi Toh Chodenge!]()
Upload to Facebook Friend: Diwali Pe Patake Mat Chhodna.
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Pollution less Diwali Manao...
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Ek Pataka Lao aur Saari Raat Bajao.
Shubh Deepawali! -
Woh Raat Diwali Waali Thi;
Woh Piya Se Chudne Vali Thi;
Koi Duja Aake Chod Gaya;
Land Ko Lehnge Se Poch Gaya;
Uski Ma Ne Kiya Virodh;
Tu Kaise Chudi Bina Nirodh!
Shubh Diwali! -
This Diwali, be careful when wishing people "Hardik Shubhkamnaye" in a text message...
If wrongly typed or auto corrected, it could be read as:
"Hard Dick Subah Kaam Na Aaye!"
Happy Diwali!
