Shaving pubic hair for women should also be made compulsory as part of Diwali cleaning! Have a smooth Diwali! |
Card playing ladies and guys have a different meaning for: "I have a good hand!" May both win their respective games! Happy gambling during Diwali! |
Diwali festivities would be wonderful even for guys if their wives blew their dicks instead of money. Have a safe Diwali! |
Friend: Diwali Pe Patake Mat Chhodna. Me: Bhai Koi Pategi Tabhi Toh Chodenge! |