The ideal man doesn't exist. A husband is easier to find. |
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. |
Sometimes in the quest for enlightenment the only thing that gets lighter is your wallet. |
When you can't figure out what to do, it's time for a nap. |
An Indian without horoscope is like an American without a credit card. |
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. |
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. |
There is still no cure for the common birthday. |
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. |
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. |