Funny Quotes

  • The ideal man doesn't exist. A husband is easier to find.
    ~ Britt Ekland
  • I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
    ~ Winston Churchill
  • Sometimes in the quest for enlightenment the only thing that gets lighter is your wallet.
    ~ Steve Maraboli
  • When you can't figure out what to do, it's time for a nap.
    ~ Mason Cooley
  • An Indian without horoscope is like an American without a credit card.
    ~ Shashi Tharoor
  • Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.Upload to Facebook
    Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
    ~ Jackie Mason
  • There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
    ~ Henry Kissinger
  • There is still no cure for the common birthday.
    ~ John Glenn
  • In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
    ~ Oscar Wilde
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
    ~ Miss Piggy
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