Free cheese is only found in a mousetrap |
I'm not overweight, I'm under tall. |
Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having. |
Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention. |
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. |
When angry, count four. When very angry, swear. |
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. |
Dear Math, I'm not therapist. So solve your own problems. |
Early to bed, early to rise - makes a man unwanted, boring and lice. |
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. |