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~ Author UnknownSome people are such treasures that you really just want to bury them. -
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~ Jackie MasonMoney is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. -
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~ Groucho MarxPaying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. -
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~ Rodney DangerfieldI found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. -
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~ Ron WhiteThe next time you have a thought... let it go. -
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~ Don MarquisA pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. -
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~ Henny YoungmanI miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can. -
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~ Elbert HubbardDo not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. -
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~ Henry KissingerNinety per cent of the politicians give the other 10% a bad reputation. -
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~ Lord DewarLove is an ocean of emotions, entirely surrounded by expenses.
