Contagious
A teacher is instructing her fourth grade class, and she`s telling them that the word of the day is `contagious.` She asks if anyone can use this word in a sentence, and several students raise their hands. "Rohit," she says.
Rohit says, "My dad told me to stay away from kids with mumps `cause they`re contagious."
"Very good," says the teacher.
Then she picks Pinki, who says, "The atmosphere was contagious."
The teacher says, "Excellent, Pinki!"
Then she notices that Santa`s son has his hand up at the back of the class. "Yes, you?"
Santa`s son says, "The other day, me and my dad saw our stupid neighbor painting her fence. She had a tiny little model car paintbrush, and she was going in tiny little strokes up and down the fence, and my dad says to me, `God, it`s gonna take that cunt ages to finish that fence.`"