Education is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both money & hard work.
Cleavage is something you can look down on and approve of at the same time.
Success is like masturbation, only your own hand can let you achieve it.
Civilized people need love for full sexual satisfaction.
Men are like vacations, they never seem to last long enough.
When Einstein stared at his cousin's boobs, he discovered 'Theory of Relative Titty'.
Anal Sex is bad. No ifs, ands, or buts.
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
Woman who fall in love with elevator operator, usually get the shaft.
Man with hard problem usually give it to woman.
