The most expensive meal you ever eat is pussy!
Passionate kiss like spider's web soon lead to undoing of fly.
Man with head up ass, can't see for shit.
Woman who go camping must beware of evil inTENT.
Boys should tell their trousers that it's rude to point!
Snow White is sitting on Pinocchio's face and she says "tell me a lie"
My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she's reading.
He who let woman on top is fucking up.
Boys are like mascara, they run on the first sign of emotion.
A girl's best asset is her 'lie' ability.
