A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.
Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
Crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.
Squirrel who runs up a woman's leg does not find nuts.
Men who check out women's packages, don't always work for UPS.
Men who put cream in tart, not always a baker.
He who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!
Men who masturbate only screwing self.
Man who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.
Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.
