Sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel.
Sober: A state of being in which it is nearly impossible for two people to fall in love.
Nymphomaniac: The name given to a woman by a man who doesn’t want to have sex as much as she does.
Love at first sight: Two very horny, not very particular people when they first meet.
New wives are like computers, they go down unexpectedly.
Attraction: Associating a feeling of being horny with a particular person.
If your girlfriend starts smoking, slow down and use a lubricant.
Did you hear about the man who spent too much money on Viagra: Now, he's hard up.
Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things.
A transvestite is a man who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
