Girl who douches with vinegar walk around with sour puss.
Man who is impotent will have willy nilly.
Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
Man who mix Viagra and Laxative, doesn't know if he's coming or going.
Women who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, want to have marathon session.
A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.
Gaseous clouds have been detected around Uranus.
Sex on beach is like American beer; fuckin' near water!
Man who is jacking off into a peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.
Company who makes women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.



