Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honourable discharge.
Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.
Marriage is like taking a bath. After you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.
It takes many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Woman pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
An Australian kiss is similar to a French kiss, but given down under.
Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.
Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.
Man who marries girl with no bust have right to feel low down.
Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed.
