Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!
Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
Men who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight.
Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more.
A hard on does not count as personal growth.
A chicken is the result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of a standing cock.
A Rubik's Cube is like a penis. The longer you play with it, the harder it gets.
Woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.
He who plays with self, pulls boner.
He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.
