He who light the fuse of love, get big bang.
Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.
Man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.
When wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.
Men who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Females are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress.
Men that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!
Prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.
Men who eat many prunes get good run for money.
