A penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.
Since a lawyer joined our nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.
Criminals who steal Viagra will face stiff penalties.
Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks.
Woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.
The best way to make your wife's panties wet every day is to do the laundry.
Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.
Men who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!
Confucius say: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Wife is not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.
