"Patience" is a naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.
If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
Sex is like vacation. It never lasts long enough.
A male gynaecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
Oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.
Whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong!
Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom while getting a rise.
Couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids.
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice. I don't know if I'm coming or going.
