Sex is like an SUV. Going too fast may cause a roll over injury.
Some sex is good. More is better. Too much is just about right.
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.
I am not a slut. It's just hard to say NO.
Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
Sex has no calories.
Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
