When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him, and vice versa...
There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!
You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
There are 3 stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small...
Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
