Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Virginity can be cured.
When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose!
Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
Thou shalt not commit adultery, unless in the mood.
6.9: Oral sex ruined by a period.
Stop calling yourself hot. The only thing you turn on is the microwave.
When two's company, three's the result!
Open books, not legs, blow minds, not guys.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. `Yes` is the answer.
