The unpopular girls in movies are always really pretty.
Sex is like a joke, some people get it and some don't.
What did one leg of a woman tell the other: UNITED we are saved, Divided we are Fucked.
If you don't want to be a Mum, be prepared to let him use your Bum!!
I can have any woman I please. So far, I haven't pleased any of them.
NYC-The city that never sleeps...
With the same person twice!
Sex is Evil, Evil is sin, Sins are Forgiven, So Sex is In!
Viagra now available in powder form to put in tea; does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.
When luck works, nothing fucks;
When luck fucks, nothing works!
If necessity is the mother of invention, then frustration is the father of masturbation!
