Always marry a woman with small palms. It makes your dick look bigger !
I believe in safe sex...I've got a handrail around the bed.
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Slogan on a boy's T-shirt: Please tell your boobs not to stare at my eyes.
When the toilet paper of experience is depleted, the *** of reason goes unwiped.
My wife and I finally became sexually compatible... We achieve simultaneous headaches.
Men give love to get sex, Women give sex to get love.
Most men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.
Fuck a girl & she'll love you... Love a girl & she'll fuck you!
A pussy is like a potato chip: You can't eat just one.
