Did God make you an asshole, or did you evolve?
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
Most men have split personalities; They hate cats but love pussies.
Men play the game. Women know the score.
Too much sex is not good for one but rather nice for two!
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
Go on. Add some variety to your sex life... Use the other hand!
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
My wife and I finally became sexually compatible...We achieve simultaneous headaches.
Nature invented sex as a reward for letting go of childhood.
