Women like to spoon in bed, whereas men just like to fork.
Height of conceit : Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
My wife says my sex drive has taken up walking.
9 out of 10 men prefer large breasts. The other man prefers the 9 men.
Practice safe sex, go fuck yourself.
Cleavage is something you can look down on and approve of at the same time
Educatuon is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both money & hard work.
Money is jst like arse... everybody has it, but.... nobody wants to give it !
Success is like masturbation, only ur own hand can let u acheive it.
Fate is like getting raped, if u can't fight it learn to enjoy it.
