I believe in safe sex...I've got a handrail around the bed
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight
All those who proclaim that dog is man's best friend, have evidently not played with a pussy.
Civilized people need love for full sexual satisfaction
Work is like a gangbang, ten people are behind ur ass 2 take ur place.
Men are like vacations...They never seem to last long enough
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me
Go braless: it'll pull the wrinkles out of your face
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin- it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring
Friends are like condoms; they protect you when things get hard.
