You know it's always business doing pleasure with you
I am skilled at the art of love. I just wish I had a bigger paintbrush
I'm definitely claustrophobic. I have a morbid fear of tight spaces. Thankfully, with my girlfriend, I'll never have a problem with that
Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Make love not war because Condoms are cheaper than Guns!
Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
There is a tax on sex... it's called 'children'.
