Guys are like roses, just watch out for the pricks.
Wives are funny creatures... They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does!
Too much arousal can bring on a hard-attack.
A girl who opens her hands receives gifts. Who opens her heart receives love. Who opens her legs receives HAPPENIS.
I'm so horny, I get aroused when I squeeze into a tight parking place.
Text msgs are like a blow job from an amateur prostitute......short sweet and cheap!
College is like a woman; you work so hard to get in and nine months later you wish you'd never come.
Men are like bagpipes... you won't get anywhere unless you blow them first!
My pregnant girlfriend reminds me of a burned cake. I wish I had removed it a minute earlier.
Go on. Add some variety to your sex life...Use the other hand!
