Honeymoon Salad: Lettuce alone, with no dressing.
I think I've reached my sexpiration date.
Do a mouse a favour... Eat a Pussy!
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!
If you are being raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it!
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!
Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
The secret to getting rid of unwanted pubic hair is to spit.
There is a new vitamin from chickens blood, it makes men cocky, and women lay better.
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
