Instant sex will never be better than the kind you have to peel and cook.
Q: What do you call it when a person with multiple personality disorder masturbates?
A: An orgy.
Condoms should have perferations; They'd be easier to get off then.
The difference between Niagara and Viagra is that Niagara falls.
One of the side effects of Viagra is a headache. Every time I take a pill, my wife gets a headache.
The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method.
Here is the definition of divorce.......She gets the ring and the man gets the finger!
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
I wonder how long it's gonna be before a feminist pilot refuses to enter the cockpit.
The girl who remembers her first kiss now has a daughter who can't even remember her first husband.
