Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. -Robbin Williams
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children.
Okay, okay, I take it back! UnScrew you!
A man must be potent and orgasmic to ensure the future of the race. A woman only needs to be available.
Confucius say......man who puts hand in bush is not always a gardener!
Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself.
