Sex relieves tension - love causes it
Height of dehydration: Man ejaculating white powder.
Definition of an orgasm: Gland Finale.
Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
If size doesn't matter, why I am so popular?
If I wanted to listen to an asshole I would have farted.
Sex is my religion.. let us pray!
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer!
