Good manners are the lubricant of social intercourse
A penis is the lightest thing in the world...even a thought can raise it.
Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved.
Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped
Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving?
A: Thanks for coming.
Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS.
If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons.
A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man.
How can you tell if a girl is a redneck?
She can suck a dick and chew tobacco at the same time, and know what to spit and what to swallow.
There's no business like show business, but there's no job like a blowjob.
