Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.
Love is a complicated machinery. But sometimes all you need is a good screw to fix it.
For complete control of your computer...grab the mouse by it's ball.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."
Don't laugh...it could be YOUR girlfriend that's making this car shake!
Having a good boyfriend is like having a good bra, its all about support!
As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market.
One of us is thinking about sex.......O.K., now it's two.
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
