My first sexual experience took place in my girlfriend's living room. Then she came downstairs and ruined it.
It's Okay to kiss a nun, as long as you don't get into the habit.
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
Banning the bra was a big flop.
If you go around acting like an asshole, sooner or later, you will be covered in crap.
Don't make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain't.
The difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
