Sex is like a bridge game; if you have a good hand, no partner is needed.
Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself!
A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
Lesbian: another case of a woman attempting to do a man's job!
Nuns don't wear bra because they believe that God supports bloody every damn thing!
Did you ever notice that everyone in favor of birth control has already been born?
Have you ever wondered what a female cat calls her reproductive organ?
I read so many bad things about sex that I had to give up reading.
Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
