If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time -Louise Sammons.
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise. ~Robert Heinlein
Define Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary!
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty - Woody Allen
Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you.
Go braless: it'll pull the wrinkles out of your face.
Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks all
Sex is like rain. It all depends on how many inches you get.
The kiss is a wordless articulation of desire whose object lies in the future, and somewhat to the south.- Lance Morrow
So much is spent on breast implants and viagra but almost none on Alzheimer's. Soon there will be people with big tits and huge erections but can't remember what for
