Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.
Don't stay in bed....unless you can make money in bed
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you
Tomorrow is National Orgasm day...Hope you can come
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date
Girlfriend pregnant: (A)bandon (S)tay (J)ump For Joy
Sex is like air, the less you have the more important it becomes
Yawning is an orgasm for your face
