Virginity is not dignity or security, but it is lack of opportunity
When on the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your dress
Barbie is not a slut- her legs don't open
The male sex drive prevents extinction. The female sex drive prevents overpopulation
I'm a freelance gynaecologist
Behind every successful man there is a great woman and behind every great woman there is a smart guy staring at her butt
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics
The problem with men is that God gave them a brain and a penis. But only enough blood to run one at a time
Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped



