Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative
An erection does not constitute personal growth
I'm not bald. It's a solar panel for a sex machine
Never raise hands to angry child, it leaves your groin exposed.
If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut
Atheist achieving orgasm: Oh Random! Oh, Chance
Yesterday I kissed a girl in a private place... We were behind a tree
Opinion is like an ass hole, everyone has one
Don't keep a man guessing too long- he's sure to find the answer somewhere else
95% of guys masturbate...the other 5% lie
