Avoid rape - say yes
A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress
Thou shalt not commit adultery...unless in the mood
If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help
The game of love is never called off on account of darkness
The best thing about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards
Assassins do it from behind
Chess players mate better
Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope
