Men who propagate that the dog is a man's best friend, have obviously never seen or stroked or played withs a tight pussy
Imagination is intelligence with an erection
Good girls spit, Bad girls swallow, Naughty girls gargle
Excuses are like asses everyone's got em and they all stink
Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed
Celibacy is not hereditary
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
When I was born, I got a choice- A big dick or a good memory. I am not able to remember, what did I choose
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die
