Never assume. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me"
Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage. Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex
Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg do not find nuts
My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects
Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage
Squirrel who run up woman's leg, not find nuts
How's your wife and my kids?
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
