Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion
Sex is an emotion in motion
Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her
Wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones
If he won't wear a condom, staple his willy at the end. That'll make him think. Sorta...
Love without sex is like cooking without eating, but be careful because sex without condom is like driving a car without breaks!
Mean people suck, Nice people swallow!
For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used
I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed
The difference between a husband and a lover is the difference between day and night
