I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have had nothing to play with
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - don't and stop, unless they are used together
I like your style. I like your class, but most of all i like your ass
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good
A tight dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view
Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
All men are terrorists. They attack womens' twin towers and destroy their pentagons!
The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method
Prostitution is a hole sale business
I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
