Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth
Sign posted in a bathroom: We aim to please! You aim too! Please!
Since the release of Viagra, exotic dancers now claim that they are receiving a lot more standing ovations
What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick
Virginity can be cured
Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning
There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly
To all Virgins - Thanks for Nothing !
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last
