Thou shalt not commit adultery, unless in the mood
We all know that wonderful new pill as Viagara, but the scientific term for it is: Mycoxafloppin
It's perfectly okay to have sex on an empty stomach, especially if it belongs to your partner
Good sex can correct poor posture, or at least make it stand up straight
Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions - Woody Allen
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and in demand
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural ?
Sex is the poor man's polo. --Clifford Odets
Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip
Don't do it if you can't keep it up



