If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Instead of 'SCREW', why don't they say 'NAIL' ? A man doesn't turn his point 'round and'round...he hammers it home
It is good for woman to meet man in park, but better for man to park meat in woman
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids
Then there was the fella who got a viagra tablet stuck in his throat............he got a stiff neck
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast
Did you hear about the fella who spent all his money on viagra? He's hard up now
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand
I'm not attracted by a girl's mind ... But by what she doesn't mind
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
