He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.
Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.
Man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.
When wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.
A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress.
Prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.
A penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.
Since a lawyer joined our nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.
Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks.
The best way to make your wife's panties wet every day is to do the laundry.
